Ninjamatic Express

 

 

This is the most ridiculously badass central hub of creativity in the known universe.  The Ninjamatic Express runs day and night, with one psychotic conductor who never touches the brake.  There are no restrooms on board, so try to hold it til the next stop.

 

“A human being is a lot like a machine gun firing at a “rationality” bullseye.  Sometimes you hit it, sometimes your philosophy professor calls you a douchebag.”  - The Conductor

“Most people think bums are useless, but what else would I do with my pennies and nickles? “- The Conductor

 

“I need a pair of black sunglasses for funerals… of my enemies.”  The Conductor